Catherine Crabill

New Dr. Seuss Book

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker Nan,

I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'.

I do not like this spending spree,

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,

I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it you BIG Dope.

 

I do not like it NOPE NOPE NOPE!

 

Author unknown (to me)

 

Let me see if I've got this right...

From an email circulated to me:

  

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ·    A JOB, ·    A DRIVERS LICENSE, ·    SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, ·    WELFARE, ·    FOOD STAMPS, ·    CREDIT CARDS, ·    SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, ·    FREE EDUCATION, ·    FREE HEALTH CARE, ·    A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON   ·    BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF DOCUMENTS   PUBLISHED IN YOUR LANGUAGE   ·    THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE  YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT ·    AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.   I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY   IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!