Let me see if I've got this right...

From an email circulated to me:

  

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ·    A JOB, ·    A DRIVERS LICENSE, ·    SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, ·    WELFARE, ·    FOOD STAMPS, ·    CREDIT CARDS, ·    SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, ·    FREE EDUCATION, ·    FREE HEALTH CARE, ·    A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON   ·    BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF DOCUMENTS   PUBLISHED IN YOUR LANGUAGE   ·    THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE  YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT ·    AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.   I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY   IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!

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[WBKO]

It's not the idiots that made it this way that bothers me. There is only about 500 or so of them.
It's the millions of idiots that elected them that really scare me.

[coach suitcase]

There is not much to choose between men. They are all a hotchpotch of greatness and littleness, of virtue and vice, of nobility and baseness. Did you agree with me?